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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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