- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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