- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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