- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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