- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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