- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

#Getweird

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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