- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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