What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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