What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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