why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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