"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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