- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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