a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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