- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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