- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

A baby seal walks into a club.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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