Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Anti Joke

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