What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What's white and black? Color blind.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

dallen loves penis

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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