- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Potassium? K.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

I had friends on the Death Star.

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