- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

My cat just died.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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