- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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