Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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