What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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