- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

i hate non minorities!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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