- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

scraggle is in you pillow case

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

how much fish could a chicken

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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