Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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