- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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