What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Bitch

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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