- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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