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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

your mama so old, shes dead.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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