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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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