- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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