- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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