Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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