Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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A hill billy went fishing

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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