Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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