a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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can you pass the soap?

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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women's rights

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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