What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

every cloud has a silver lining

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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