- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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