A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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