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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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