- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

An Asian with a big dick.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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