- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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