What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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