whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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