- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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