- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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