- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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