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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

silver bullet?

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Badabing.

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