3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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where's mom I killed her

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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