- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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