Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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