- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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