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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man sad His got raped

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What rhymes with milk...milf

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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