- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Anyone can post anything.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

12 niqqa 12.

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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