- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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