why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

lewis=cardiac

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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