What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Once upon a time a was born

AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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