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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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