What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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