Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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