what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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