- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what kind of dog can tiptoe

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

AIDS

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