Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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