why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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knock,knock you suck

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