Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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