What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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