- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

knock knock i have diarrhea

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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