How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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