What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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