What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Communism hehe xd

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