- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

woman's rights

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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