WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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no

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Canada

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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