What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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