-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Religion

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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