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Men's rights

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Guess what? SHADAP

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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