- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Global Warming.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

William Raines.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

i like potatoes

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

black people. that is all...

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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