How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Child Prostitution.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Oh...okay, good.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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