I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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An antijoke

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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