Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Women's rights

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A scottish man having fun

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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