- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog? Bark

Womens rights.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

I hate you.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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