What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Your mom.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

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