Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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You.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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dildo

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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