Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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The jets are a good team..

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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