What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Lockerbie bombing

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Scott

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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