- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

your fat

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

William Raines.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

France never surrender.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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