- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot, you laughed

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Nickelback

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

The jets are a good team..

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