Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Jess Burns

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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